Portrait

Portrait of AngelPlume
Portrait of AngelPlume

 That’s Angelina on the right and Papa on the left

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3 Responses to “Portrait”

  1. notedscholar Says:

    You set this blog up to trick me, using some picture or other from Google images? Nice try.

    NS

    • ksollazzo Says:

      OK, NS, I give up. You’re right. I’m part of a world-wide conspiracy to trick you, because we’re all worried that you’re too dangerously clever to be trusted with the truth.

      This site has nothing to do with the fact that when I first joined the folks at I Can Has Cheezburger, a WordPress account was needed in order to have a picture avatar. Instead, I set it up in anticipation of what has now gone down in history as the Great NotedScholar Trolling event on Dec 24, 2008. As you can see, the first post I made here was on Dec 10, a full two weeks prior to that event, so it’s obvious that we knew you were coming and were ready for it with a full back-story of history just to confuse you.

      And when I posted this “group portrait” of me and my cat over a month ago, it wasn’t actually a photo that I took myself, but was, as you said, found on the Internet via Google. It had nothing to do with the posts I made on FailBlog and ICHC in response to their “show your face day”, and I’m not afraid to misinform all of the folks on both of those sites so long as I can add to the conspiracy against you.

      As you now know, what I really did was locate some guy named Ken Sollazzo, and I’ve been using his identity for years now, just so I could make you look silly when you guessed my true idenity as a housewife living … somewhere else. I should have known you were far too smart to believe all these lies I’ve been telling all this time.

      You really are the most important person in the world, and we’re all working very hard to keep you in the dark about that so you won’t use your awesome powers and intellect against us.

      (Yeah, right. What an idiot.)

  2. notedscholar Says:

    Wait… so you admit it?

    Cheers
    NS

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